AISubs v3.7
- That's why I've been... - That's not it! Don't worry about it!
- That's why I've been... - Don't worry about it, you idiot!
I've been trying a lot of different ways of doing things.
So the easiest way is to put your face up and put a tissue in your stomach...
- When we were on YTFF last time... - Yeah.
- We were like "kyaaah!" - Yeah.
- That's because we have influence over people who watch YouTube. - Yeah.
- But if we go to a steelworks party, we're losers. - Yeah, that's true.
Because even if we make something amazing and people go "wow, that's amazing!",
it doesn't get a lot of attention.
No matter how professional you are, you can't really show your strength unless you're on a different level.
- So... - Yeah.
- I'm going to have a different level of professional do a different level of work. - What?!
So we're going to do a "don't use a professional's strength for that" kind of thing.
- We're going to use a professional's strength as little as we can. - That's a little rude.
- Yeah, it's a little rude. - Yeah.
- We can't say it in the beginning. - We can't get permission.
- We can't say "don't do useless things". - Yeah.
- We can't say "please leave the voting area now". - Yeah.
- Even if you leave the voting area, you're going to use your strength. - Yeah.
- We're going to make that person do everything they can and make them fight outside of the voting area. - Yeah.
- You know the "wari wari" panic you get in a game? - Yeah, yeah.
When you think "wow, today's best score, I'm going to update it!"
- You're going to call a professional boxer and say "wow". - You're going to say "wow" and make him do it.
- "Wow, you're going to do that?" - "Don't make a professional do that!"
- That's what you're going to do. - I see.
- You're going to call a professional and make him do it. - Yeah.
- You're not the kind of person who understands "uselessness", right? - Yeah.
- People usually say "it's useless, so don't do it". - Yeah.
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- That took a lot of time. - No, not at all!
- That's what you're going to say to a professional, right? - Yeah.
- You're not the kind of person who understands "uselessness", right? - Yeah.
- Okay, let's get started. - Let's do it!
- Let's start with the introductions. - Okay.
- Can I start with myself? - Sure.
- What I asked a professional to do for me is... - Okay.
- There's a truck maker called "ilmoa". - Yeah.
- They put stuff in a truck and make it for hip - hop artists. - Yeah.
- I asked him to make a jingle for "Toukai Oya". - What?!
- You're not a professional!
- No, I'm not! I'm a hip-hop truck maker.
- I asked him to make a jingle for a different genre. - You're not a professional!
- What?! - You make really good stuff!
- If I were you, it'd be such a waste! - Let's get started! - Okay.
- Here's what I asked him to do for me. - Okay.
- This is the first beat of the song. - Why?!
- Why?!
- We're shooting a video and you're drinking alcohol?! - Why?!
- Why?!
- You're always in trouble! - That's why you're so popular!
- Why?! - Why?!
- That's enough! - That's enough!
- That's it. - Wow!
- You're so cool now! - You're amazing!
- You have your own hip-hop arrangement. - You don't ask for unnecessary things.
- It's good. - It's good.
- That's all I asked him to do for me. - You asked a professional to do something for you!
- You asked a professional to use you! - Hey!
- That's a good video! - No, it's not!
- I don't know what's going on. - I know you're getting stronger and stronger, but...
- Why don't you do it half-heartedly? - I like short movies.
Here's mine. You can tell by looking at it.
- Uden. - Uden.
- It doesn't have enough flavor. - Why are you like a professional?
- There's an actress here! - What?
- Hello. - Hello.
- Uden didn't have enough flavor and saltiness. - Can you make it for me?
- Tears of spice. - Tears of spice?
- Yes. - Yes, I got it.
- It's my first time making Tears of Spice. - Yes.
- I'll do my best. - I'm sorry.
- I'm really sorry for asking you. - Not at all.
- The miso soup you made for me didn't taste like this. - What?
- The miso soup you made for me was saltier. - What?
- This isn't the miso soup you made for me! - Wow.
- What's going on? - This miso soup...
- This isn't Uden. - What?
- What's going on? - Wait, wait.
- This miso soup isn't the miso soup you made for me! - This Uden...
- This miso soup... - Mom!
- What?
- I want to drink the miso soup you made for me!
- Uden... - Mom...
- I want to drink the miso soup you made for me! - What's going on?
- Mom! - What's going on?
- Why does it taste like this?! - What's this?
- It's scary! - It's scary!
- What is it? What is it? - Oh, it's melting!
- It's amazing! It's amazing! - Oh, it's melting!
- Earlier, the actress provided us with a salty flavor, so I'm going to put it in the oden. - It's oden!
- It's in! It's in!
- I think the oden was the ideal flavor. - Yes!
- It's because of the actress' tears that we were able to add a salty flavor. - It's amazing!
- It was a really amazing performance. - Right?!
- It was amazing! - It looked like a scene from a drama.
- Didn't you do a demon pin-poke in the middle of it? - It was a demon!
- I think that might have been a part of it. - It might have been.
- It was a part of it.
- What about the actress who's making miso soup while Shirai's making oden?
- At first, we were going to make miso soup and she said, "Please act like it doesn't taste like this."
- But there was only oden, so I made oden. - You're the bad guy.
- It was pretty quick when we first started spinning it. - It was amazing!
- It was about ten seconds. - It was amazing!
- Can I continue? - Yes.
- It's a short movie. - This is what I've been doing as a professional.
- You're making fun of me.
- You're laughing.
- This is how you roll it. - Oh, that's cool.
- Master, the usual. - The usual?
- Huh?
Amazing.
I think this person is amazing.
He looks amazing.
He is cool.
His movements are always the same.
Thank you for waiting.
Thank you for the food.
With a very good plan and correct technology, we made an egg rice bowl.
Meaningful!
It's like this, isn't it?
Well, it's a waste of macaroons and hamakis.
Egg rice bowl doesn't go well with hamakis.
It doesn't go well.
But it was a very good egg rice bowl.
Oh, really?
We were able to make a really good one.
So maybe it's not a waste of money, but it's a possibility.
It may be that kind of amount.
Just a little bit.
It was too good.
It was amazing.
It's amazing.
Only people who like it can go in there.
Be careful.
It's not easy to go in there.
If you say "egg" there, people will be interested in you.
That's true.
Well, that's good.
I see.
The system is similar, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I also made a short movie.
Yes.
Well...
Short mo... medium movie?
It's long.
Who made it?
I made it with Tetsu.
I think I made a very good video.
Really?
This is what I've been using for a long time.
She's here.
Hello.
How did you know we were together?
Well, shall we wash our faces?
Already?
Well, shall we wash our faces?
You're amazing.
What are you doing?
Carrot.
Can you peel it for me?
This is hard.
It stinks.
The soil stinks.
The soil.
She is doing something with her hot hat.
The soil...
Are you stupid?
The soil...
You're stupid.
The soil.
Humidifier.
The soil...
What is this?
Peel off the skin.
Then, peel it off.
One, two...
Peel, peel, peel, peel, peel...
OK, it's done!
OK, let's go over there.
Oh, I forgot!
If you don't have this...
Dressing...
Shake it well...
Hey, hey...
Oh, I... I... I shook it too much!
Damn it!
Give me money!
Damn it!
I got a lot of money.
Oh, it's time.
I have to go.
76,000 yen.
Damn it!
I'll call you later.
OK.
Let's go for it.
And there you have it.
This is funny.
This is already one video.
This is amazing.
An AV actress is making a salad.
She has a weapon, and she's dancing.
This is amazing.
Nothing is bad about it, but it's really sexy.
So I thought it would be okay.
I'm not in an age where I would say that, but it's kind of okay.
That's true.
If you do it for that amount of time, it will cost you that much.
You didn't really do anything after that, did you?
I finished filming, said thank you for your hard work, and then we broke up.
By the way, I have lettuce in both hands, so I can't hold the camera.
I'm holding lettuce like this.
I'm holding Kabe-chan like this from behind.
Kabe-chan was there!
Your buddy was there!
My buddy was there, so I wasn't that sexy.
Oh...
That kind of thing.
It's funny, normally.
And I didn't think you'd say "actress-wearing".
The word "professional" and "actress" go well together, right?
That's true. You're an actress-professional, after all.
Yeah, you're right.
Why did we do something like this?
I don't know.
Why did we do something like this?
It's been a month.
It's better not to do it, right?
Yeah, it's better not to do it.
It's better not to do it, and it's better not to drink.
It's better not to make a good work.
It's not good to waste money.
It hurts my heart.
Even if you waste money, you'll live somehow.
Yeah, you're right.
If you ask another amateur, you'll get something at a much lower level.
If you learn one thing, you'll find it useful in the future.
Learning something has a lot of meaning.
That was a good summary.
That was close!
I was a professional.
That was close.
We want you to be professionals and help others in your life.
We'll continue to be professionals of videos and make videos every hour.
Good luck!
See you next week!
Bye bye!
Thank you, professionals!
Thank you!